How I think the conversation with Frigga went when Odin brought home Loki

Odin: Honey, I'm home!
Thor: Wahhh!!
Frigga: Oh, darling, thank goodness you're alive! Wait...what happened to your eye?
Odin: Oh, it's but a flesh wound. Typical Frost Giant war.
Loki: Wahhh!!
Thor: Wahhh!!
Frigga: Love, why do you have a baby?
Odin: I rescued him from starving. He wouldn't survive without us. Plus, he's a gift from the frontlines.
Frigga: A gift? A gift?!
Thor: Wahhh!!
Frigga: I spend nearly three seasons carrying a thunder god for you, with all his kicking and punching, then have to raise him on my own because you ran off to war, and now you bring me another screaming baby? That's your idea of a gift!?
Loki: Wahhh!!
Odin: Honey, please.
Frigga: And I bet you didn't just find him. He's probably from one of your couplings. Oh, you're just like Zeus!
Odin: Oh..my...aggh!
Frigga: Oh this again!
Odin: Odin...sleep....
Frigga: You do this every time we fight! Can't we have a normal conversation without you going into a coma?
Loki: Wahhh!
Thor: Wahhh!
Frigga: Oh, come here little ones. Don't either of you turn out like your father.

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