candylandtimelord:

she-doesnt-wear-any-wings:

cuteminimo
on etsy

Is that mannequin single?

why you no wear clothes like this. multiply your already sexiness by 100 and you have death sexy

theuppitynegras:

seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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Somewhere in the notes of this post there’s a white person writing a dissertation about how there are white people in Africa and an all white cast for the lion king would be “accurate”

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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on that day michael cera received a grim reminder

jotaros:

for this really formal event they host at our school the theme of this year was the 60s, but apparently the school’s president had other plans

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he arrived as the president

lifehackable:

More Essay Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Essay Hacks Here

hotpockette:

do you ever wonder if your old teachers use you or your work as an example

stop-hammerkind:

How to get people to exercise harder

stop-hammerkind:

How to get people to exercise harder

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

easy fix to global warming: just make it cooler

We’re gonna need a huge pair of sunglasses

bburnie:

bburnie:

you’re really fun to draw and i hate you

reblog bc it’s this butthead’s birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift

bburnie:

bburnie:

you’re really fun to draw and i hate you

reblog bc it’s this butthead’s birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

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Supernatural

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Victorian

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Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

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But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

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The Power of a Supernatural Angel

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And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

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This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously

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