GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.
Do I hear wedding bells
We are not gonna do this right now, there is a child in our presence, people watching us! (x)
(Source: jensenacklesmishacollins)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr.
That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents.
Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut
wtf… did anyone else get this email??
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
[ROLLS OUT OF BED] [SPRINTS DOWN THE STAIRS] [TRIPS THREE TIMES] [STUMBLES OUT OF HOUSE] [RACES DOWN THE STREET] [LOCATES UR HOUSE] [CLIMBS UR WALL LIKE SPIDERMAN] [ENTERS UR ROOM THROUGH UR CONVENIENTLY OPEN WINDOW] [BRUSHES SELF OFF] did someone say gavin free
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
break out the handcuffs girl we about to get
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
