Greetings, loved ones.

01. Nice weather we're having.
02. I'd like a lovely little walk.
03. Bad time to pee?

agentlooziana:

if someone needs epsilon-church to possess them and they don’t say the words “church, come inside me” then what is even the god damn point of this show

wild-red-mutt:

Out of all my favorite RvB line, my all time favorite is when tucker shouts ” I have glamorous calves and a miserable fucking life !” Because not only is it funny but picture his calves they must be fucking marvelous

s-pooky:

caboose is the human form of :-)

That was a little embarrassing. x

You shot Church you team killing fucktard! (x)

the-super-xero:

Something I’ve been working on

the-super-xero:

Something I’ve been working on

electricgale:

with every new episode i just keep getting happier that donut is back gosH

electricgale:

with every new episode i just keep getting happier that donut is back gosH

And they will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull… which is disgusting!
- O’Malley (via dont-embarrass-the-family)
fourblocksofgold:

bruh

fourblocksofgold:

bruh

You know what the difference between stalking and romance is? Romance happens in movies. In real life, it’s called stalking.
- Private Lavernius Tucker, Red vs Blue (via sithshortwalker8015)
a-daks:

Happy Aviation Day~
Poster

a-daks:

Happy Aviation Day~

Poster

agentlooziana:

to be fair if they were pirates sarge would be the captain of their pirate ship anyway so…….

agxnt-minnesota:

have some pfl wash that i did instead of my virtue n lit classes!
(this just in, yas does not know anatomy and consistently wings it)

agxnt-minnesota:

have some pfl wash that i did instead of my virtue n lit classes!

(this just in, yas does not know anatomy and consistently wings it)

agentlooziana:

the most incredible scene in all of red vs blue tbh

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