okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
i hope that i too can one day make money off t-shirts from making posts about creepy shit, reblogging those posts 10 times a week, and posting ask after ask of people praising me like my idol sixpenceee
That money was donated to charity but I hope one day you can get off your ass and do something productive instead of lurking around my blog daily to find things to complain about