May 2013
shutupaubrey: break out the handcuffs girl we about to get 
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best-of-funny: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought  it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich X
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radsturbate: *reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
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garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
May 18th
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okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
May 18th
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felicia-dayum: snickerdoots: helpful-and-dreamy-castiel: plaidsunglasses: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that Crowley’s now imprinted on Sam like a baby duck? no. baby moose quick someone draw crowley as a bby moose HERE YOU GO! Goddamn, the hiatus...
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vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this   omg
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captviridian: WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
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croutoncat: powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
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nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead
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getoffmybloghoe: how does the math book say goodbye?  calculater 
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obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
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hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda
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best-of-funny: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up X
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best-of-funny: pastelbat: The only dates i get are updates X
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rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
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unknownbearing: RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
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m33wlin: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys? seems legit
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loliconprince: loliconprince: im going in the XD tag wish me luck Regret
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cocktanite: people who actually believe they’re satan
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gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas
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best-of-funny: deodrant: world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites  X
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mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet  and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone  It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
May 18th
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codependentbrothers: okay time to go be a functioning member of society it’s fine all i have to do is just not think about sam winchester or dean winchester or castiel or all of the angels who fell from heaven and plummeted to earth  or any episode of supernatural ever you know what let’s just stay in bed
May 18th
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Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
May 18th
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jaclcfrost: talking to someone talking to someone and they mention A Thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about
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