LIZZY | 16 | STRAIGHTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE WHITE MAN
Art-er, archer, the occasional writer
Asian, not Caucasian, freaking amazin'
Acrophobic, Aichmophobic, Pediophobic
Sherlockian, Whovian, Supernatural-ian
Sleepy Hollow-ian, not "Sleepy Head," that's a stupid fanbase name, such ew
Too broke, to buy, Roosterteeth franchise
I put up Christmas lights in my room everything is nice
nice to see you’ve officially become a white girl
shit dude your comment was so funny i woke up my entire county from laughing so hard fuck where is this kids comedy central special
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"
it’s college awareness month. why would there be a college awareness month. i’m already very aware. i’m too aware. get me out of here im afraid.
So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him
so……where’s Sam’s handprint?
*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist
where did you grab him
someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever
Like your soul
IM LAUGHING AND CRYING THIS IS AMAZING
people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me
Friendly reminder that 11 has 11 days to live
The fact that this actually happens outside of tv sitcoms still blows my mind. I’ve heard soooooo many stories.
I love it when I don’t die too.
OMG I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made
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THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING