Greetings, loved ones.

01. Nice weather we're having.
02. I'd like a lovely little walk.
03. Bad time to pee?

princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

image

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

arielthebandlover:

What is going on

Not music related but I just died laughing

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

im-lil-g:

kamikaze95:

This is disgusting delete this immediately

fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell

im-lil-g:

kamikaze95:

This is disgusting delete this immediately

fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell

fileformat:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

I wanna roll his dick with my esophagus

fileformat:

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

I wanna roll his dick with my esophagus

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